On the Superiority of Pandas over all Felines ... and um ... ninjas of course

Still and quiet feline form,
In the sun, asleep and warm.
His tail is limp his
Whiskers drooped.
Man, what could make
This cat so pooped?

Bill Waterson

Gentle Panda, e'er so great,
Could you please elucidate,
That tiger which now looks all dead,
Why you hit him on the head?

Shanth